My work roster on a weekend is so regimented that I am forced to take the prescribed 15 minute tea break rather than my usual weekday half-hour blowout tea breaks.
What can one even do on a 15 minute tea break?
- Read an article on cracked.com
- Drink a can of Lift
- Read several articles on a news website
- Get through 2 pages on fmylife.com
- Do a really good poo
- Eat 2 slices of re-heated pizza
- Masturbate, like 3 or 4 times
- Look through random girl’s facebook photos while groaning longingly to self
- Receive a verbal sexual harassment warning from your boss
- Write a little-read blog post
- Play with the CD-ROM eject button