Monthly Archives: May 2008

A Train Story

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Get in the Hovercraft…

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How to Give to Charity

Leave silver coins lying on city footpaths. That way, the only people that pick them up will be the ones that really need them…

…and possibly drug addicts.

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All-Purpose TV Guide

Have you ever found yourself looking for your TV guide, too lazy to switch channels to see what’s on, but ironically running around the lounge room like a pig on speed (??) searching for that sacred text?

Well you’ll never need to do so again, now with this handy all-purpose TV guide developed by yours truly… me!… James!

Just print out the page below and keep it contacted to your coffee table. It provides an outstanding guide to what you will expect to see on Australian network TV at any time of day. Guaranteed!* 

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*definitely not guaranteed.

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Dame Edna Atreyu

Just sayin’ is all…

I believe he does a marvellous rendition of ‘Slit My Wrists With Gladioli’.

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Yellow Fever

Now, I love Wikipedia, and the whole idea behind the wiki in general is awesome.
I’m all for the internet community working together to better the human race through the open sharing of knowledge and wisdom in a public domain, but sometimes the wrong people attempt to flex a little wiki muscle…

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… and if the Wikipedia goons banging down my door right now could accept my personal apology, maybe we can all forget this ever happened, hey guys?

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Welcome

Ah, the wide world of the interwebs.

It’s hard to believe that only a decade ago King Ali Abdul Ali Ali-Ikmal Ali of Persia concocted the very first World Wide Web Machine out of newspaper, spit and Clag glue at his secret underground lair.

Flash forward ten uneventful years and we get to now… the induction of This Is Modern into the already outrageously bloated and overburdened world of the blogosphere.

As of December 2007, there were reported to be 112 million blogs on the internet.

For the sake of argument I’m claiming This Is Modern as the world’s 120 millionth blog.

And you thought this was an original idea…

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