My work roster on a weekend is so regimented that I am forced to take the prescribed 15 minute tea break rather than my usual weekday half-hour blowout tea breaks.
What can one even do on a 15 minute tea break?
Read an article on cracked.com
Drink a can of Lift
Read several articles on a news website
Get through [...]
So I was hanging around the lingerie department of Target today, just minding my own business for about 4 hours, when it suddenly dawned on me…
I am such a ladies man!
How many dudes do you know that actually devote a substantial part of their weekday afternoons to appreciating female undergarments?
Well, if the looks I get [...]
I had an interesting breakthrough with my therapist, Gwen, the other day.
Luckily she’s secretly taping me and I managed to steal the tapes and create a transcript of the session specifically for this post. Oh, that Gwen!
From the office of Gwen Hollohan, 5/9/08, 2:02pm.
Gwen: So, James, I was thinking maybe we’d delve deeper into what [...]
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If you have any examples of mediocrity [whatever you believe that to [...]
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