Entries from March 2009

March 25, 2009

Rudd, Obama Shower Each Other In Praise, Love Juices

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd met with US President Barack Obama at the White House yesterday.

The pair met and discussed global affairs concerning their respective nations, in what seasoned political commentator Laurie Oakes described as a “diplomatic wank-fest”.
“I think he’s doing a terrific job, and I’m looking forward to partnering with him for some years [...]

March 24, 2009

The Adventures of Kevin Rudd: Eyeball Glasses

Kevin Rudd looked down at his desk.
Then up at the clock.
Then over to his fish-tank, where his pet goldfish, Goldy, was swimming with gay abandon.
He looked back up at the clock again. Twelve seconds had passed.
“Shit”, he muttered under his breath.
Sometimes Kevin wished he was Goldy. The world would be so much more interesting if [...]

March 11, 2009

How To Get A Girlfriend

So I was hanging around the lingerie department of Target today, just minding my own business for about 4 hours, when it suddenly dawned on me…
I am such a ladies man!
How many dudes do you know that actually devote a substantial part of their weekday afternoons to appreciating female undergarments?
Well, if the looks I get [...]

March 6, 2009

Sportsperson Endorsements

From Yahoo news:
Cricket legend Glenn McGrath has joined with a group of scientists calling for a new strain of calicivirus to be introduced to kill rabbits. Rabbits cost Australia’s agriculture sector around $200 million a year while also wreaking havoc on native flora and fauna, the federally-funded Invasive Animals Cooperative Research Centre (IACRC) says.
“During [...]