With revelations that the legendary Woolly Mammoth is just a Giant Sloth’s petrified hair away from being cloned and brought back to it’s logical habitat in the present day (the supermarket freezer section), I have decided to propose to scientists that we render extinct two birds with one stone, and clone these presumably friendly giants [...]
Entries from December 2008
December 4, 2008
How Our Parents Perceive Hip-Hop
“A Rap Song”
By Mum and Dad
1, 2, 3, 4!
(While enacting embarrassing “gang sign” hand movements)
A-Wiggedy wiggedy
A-Wiggedy wiggedy
A-Jiggedy wig wig
A-Wiggedy wig!
Well my name is James’s mum
And I’m here to say
I like the rap music
Every single day!
A-Wiggedy wiggedy
A-Wiggedy wiggedy
A-Jiggedy wig wig
A-Wiggedy wig!
My name is James’s dad
And I wish he’d move out
I like to rap
All the time!
A-Jiggedy-wig-wig
I’m the [...]
