If I Were a Girl

Beyonce’s song “If I Were a Boy” is getting a lot of airplay lately.
It’s a piece of shit moving song, full of heartfelt sentiment and other things I don’t care about.
But what would it be like if the table was turned on the other foot, so to speak?
Don’t think we guys haven’t thought about what [...]

Chewie Does Schoolies

gday all
Me names Kev, but me mates call me Chewie..
i used to go to wangaratta secondary college, like, in wangaratta, until i was booted out just before exams for setting fire to a wheelie bin, but now me and me mates are headed to the gold coast for SCHOOLIES WEEK!!!1!
So, like in the intrests [...]

Definitive Indie Quiz

I posted this as a Myspace bulletin, back before Myspace was mainstream, not to mention before indie was mainstream… sell-outs.
How Indie are you?
If you answer yes to any of these questions give yourself 5 points…
( ) Were you the first person you know to hear “Last Nite” by The Strokes?
( ) Were you the first [...]

MacGyver Reviews Products On eBay

Ken-Tool Tyre Wrench Set
$29.95

Wow, Ken-Tool really dropped the ball with this product.
They might as well accompany this tyre wrench with a warning label: “Attention! If you happen to be locked in the trunk of a Russian terrorists’ car with highly flammable gas leaking out of the fuel tank and a naked flame inching ever closer [...]